Plain Tumblr Themes

Text Post Wed, Jul. 30, 2014 351,044 notes

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

Yes, for the person who exclaims that they could eat a horse, they can settle for the proportion that a horse could eat.

(via carelessly)






Text Post Wed, Jul. 30, 2014 393,463 notes

tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

happens a lot to me, actually

(via slothsamson)






Text Post Wed, Jul. 30, 2014 121,396 notes

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

I have

(via slothsamson)






Photo Post Wed, Jul. 30, 2014 10,380 notes

eartheld:

helicine:

how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous

i want this tattooed on my back

eartheld:

helicine:

how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous

i want this tattooed on my back

(via slothsamson)




Text Post Wed, Jul. 30, 2014 329,997 notes

thatsmoderatelyraven:

whimiscott:

frosla55:

i have 3 moods:

  1. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. ????????????????
  3. ????!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!?

There’s like a mysterious almost sound I hear in my head when I see posts like this that I can never explain and it makes me really mad.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

image

????????????????

image

????!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!?

image

How it feels to breed for Shinies

(via rosey9800)






Photo Post Wed, Jul. 30, 2014 365 notes

sketchache:

ambivartence said: hey can u draw some toothless in palette #7 ;)
Why yes I can. C:Somehow in the recent transition from laptop to desktop I forgot I did this thing…

sketchache:

ambivartence said: hey can u draw some toothless in palette #7 ;)

Why yes I can. C:
Somehow in the recent transition from laptop to desktop I forgot I did this thing…

(via rosey9800)






Photo Post Wed, Jul. 30, 2014 141,029 notes

2bainzz:

shotarokaneda:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

fancy paint coating that scatters the light that shines on the car

nerd

car used mirror paint to be a disco car and shines lights on itself go sparkle sparkle

2bainzz:

shotarokaneda:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
 nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

fancy paint coating that scatters the light that shines on the car

nerd

car used mirror paint to be a disco car and shines lights on itself go sparkle sparkle

(Source: mrcheyl, via perks-of-being-a-cockbite)




Photo Post Wed, Jul. 30, 2014 210,950 notes

amyhartofey:

every drawing book ever

amyhartofey:

every drawing book ever

(Source: amyhartofeyyyy, via agentrodgers)




Video Post Wed, Jul. 30, 2014 24,994 notes

poppypicklesticks:

elloellenoh:

buzzfeed:

Important reminder: Everyone on the internet is a real person.

Go read this. It’s really important.

Be kind to one another.

I really love this.

I can’t really talk, but I don’t take pictures of people without their consent for this reason. 

(via askthetravelingtwins)



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